You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves? Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few months ago! I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs! It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent several months looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in stretch jeans. And then, the thieves struck again!
My rear was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new rear was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my stretch jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two months ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning, I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced, one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to speak out & tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons we read & hear about are using REAL body parts on their patients - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted,' look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX! This is happening to women everywhere, every night, while they sleep!
WARN YOUR FRIENDS! Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs! I was lying in bed and, suddenly, they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now, I keep them hidden in my waistband.
P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do that????
~ Borrowed word for word from an email. Hope you enjoyed the laugh as much as I did!